You may be asking yourself, "Why the title "Donde Esta Missy?" Well, let's start off with the translation. It means, "Where is Missy?" in Spanish. One time in my life, I decided I liked Spanish. It all stemmed from my love of tacos. So, I learned as much as I could from my dear friend, Katherine, who had taken many years of Spanish. My vocabulary grew exponentially. And by exponentially, I mean I gained four new sentences. They are: Yo quiero mi madre. Donde esta Santa Claus? Palabra a tu madre. Yo necessito el bano? So, basically the simple answer to your question is I like to pretend I speak Spanish, when in reality I don't.
So, ya... peace out, bros.